There’s a saying that goes ‘People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.’Okay. How about ‘Nobody should throw stones.’ That’s crappy behavior. My policy is: ‘No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.’ Don’t do it. There is one exception though. If you’re trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it’s ‘Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone.’ It’s a little longer, but yeah.
Demetri Martin
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