April 2011
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I've been hoarding my ffffound invite, but it's...
Inquire within… but please not by reply because, as we all know, that feature is more one directional than a bad relationship.
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Don’t ever call a woman a bitch, call her an asshole. You’ll still...
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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Logic will get you from A to Z… imagination will get you everywhere.
– Einstein
Confession: When I'm feeling nostalgic I impulse...
The latest… A CD (yes, a CD) of Collective Soul’s greatest hits.
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telepathicgorilla asked: thank you for posting "Fire It Up"! it made my day!!
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Nope. Zero,” the president said to the speaker. Mr. Boehner tried again. “Nope....
– President Obama to Speaker Boehner about how much he would be willing to cut from Planned Parenthood funding. (via comeondontbullshitme)(via wingspans)(via bogart-)
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Do or do not. There is no try.
– Yoda
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My video response to “Would you rather eat an ugly man’s toe nails or drink a pretty woman’s blood?”
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I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts...
– Demetri Martin
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12 Funniest Auto-Correct Fails →
Happy Friday! Prepare your stomach for this and make sure you’ve gone to the bathroom… oh and your welcome ✌
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My video response to “do you like the smiths?”
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Speaking of Praying Mantis...
I once had an idea for a T-Shirt… It would say:
Back off… I have P.M.S
…and then underneath it would say:
Praying Mantis Syndrome with a description of what female mantises do to their hubs after/during mating.
are you into it?
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Atomic Tom - Don’t You Want Me (dir. Isaac Rentz)
every 80’s movie… ever (in 4 minutes). fabulous.
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Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who...
– J.D. Salinger
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misterpeace asked: Congratulations. :-) What a pretty niece you have! Does your brother or sister look like you? Because Lydia Squishyface has eyes that look like yours. (I enjoy that cute nicknames begin immediately upon birth)
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