March 2009
eHarmony Finally Comes Out of the Closet →
In response to discrimination litigation, online dating site eHarmony will launch Tuesday(today) the gay version of its heterosexual match-making service.
White people give white people such a bad name.
(via lieslieslies)
Totally. Last week in Barcelona, while standing in line to pay for my bus ticket the white american woman standing in front of me was attempting to explain the architecture of Spain. It was terrible, I hung my head in shame. It went something like this:
(all spoken in an almost unbearable southern accent)
“Gaudi… he’s the architecture guy around in this...
I think a good place to be during an earthquake would be like, in bed with...
– Demetri Martin
he is adorable overload.
In times like these, it’s helpful to remember that there have always been times...
– Paul Harvey (via livejamie)
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There is a little of everything apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
– Samuel Beckett
We are defined by what we want, and define others by what we percieve them as...
– Christopher Wortley, The Ruthless and The Innocent
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So it seems we have a hard time assessing danger or fortune coming our way. We...
– Neville Mars, A message of Hope for an uncertain future.
I wish you guys could hear Loren make up her own...
maririvera:
Loren-Primavera! Primavera!
Me(looking at her like she is crazy)-What are you talking about?
Loren-I’m trying to get the waiters attention
Me-Honey, permiso means excuse me. Not primavera
Her- Oh
We both bust up laughing. I couldn’t make this shit up.
So mean. Hahaha. And only half true..but it’s your story, tell it how you want it.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
– Oscar Wilde
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We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There...
– Jawaharial Nehru
Who's Hacking These Signs?! →
I would really like to buy him/her a green beer in celebration their genius skills.
So did you hear? Robert Pattinson is playing... →
“And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous.”
Get over it, Twilight.
They say that when you meet the love of you life time stops, and that’s...
– Edward Bloom, Big Fish
one of my all-time favorite movies… if you haven’t seen it you HAVE to. It is the most beautifully whimsical love stories I have seen to date.