December 2009
November 2009
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.
– Coco Chanel
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Have You Ever...
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding...
The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard...
– John Eliot, Ph.D., Reverse Psychology for Success
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"It's like finding out Hitler is your dad." →
DJ Matthew Roberts tracks down his father… but discovers he’s Charles Manson!
The purpose of life is not to be happy – but to matter, to be productive, to be...
– Leo Rosten
Question of the Day: Are you asking yourself the...
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Thinking about Botox? Well then get ready for... →
Come January (if the politicians have their way) if you elect to go under the knife so will your wallet. You’ll be paying a 5% plastic surgery tax. California, getting desperate?
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much...
– Mitch Hedberg
"Guess what?! I've got a fever, and the only...
News Like You Wouldn't Believe: First U.S.... →
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword but when we meet in the ring my fist...
– Bored to Death
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I understand that you have a basic need to stare at things you find, shall we...
– Christopher Walken
I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said ‘I can has...
Prejean's Resume Includes 8 More Sex Tapes →
When Carrie Prejean called a sex tape she made for an ex “the biggest mistake of my life,” she apparently forgot about the existence of seven other nudie videos.[via]
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It always seemed strange to me that the things we admire in men, kindness and...
– John Steinbeck, the sick truth
Voyeurs would be out of business without exhibitionists.
– Marc Jacobs ❤❤❤
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know...
– Oscar Wilde
Only dead fish go with the flow.