July 2008
YUCK! I am so disgusted... they are BOTH a joke...... →
Ew. Cat? Talk Show? Have we really come to this? →
Watchi really am absolutely speechless… i have no comment on this except to tell you that the cougar on the couch is my mother… and she is really enjoying herself.
And yes you would be correct in thinking, “oh my god is that Enya playing in the background?!”
“You’re wasting my gigabits, bitch… turn that shit off.”
– me on jan filming drunken debauchery with my camera
i want you →
jump off the bandwagon people
frangry:
WHY DO BITCHES WEAR THESE FUCKING THINGS?!?!?!?! STOP IT ALREADY!
—me: you know how I feel about these head bands…so you can imagine my excitement upon reading that i am not the only one.
Sebastian Tellier- La Ritournelle
—the...
This is the “Artie Lange” at CRUMBS Bakery in Beverly Hills…I would tell you it is one of the most amazing things I have ever eaten, BUT when I (long emphasis on the “I”) walked into the bakery it was the last one in the case. This is my short tale of tragic happenings.
I saw it there in the case, alone, waiting, and the name intrigued me. So before even asking...
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
– Aristotle
Weekend Recap
Friday:
Got slapped around a bit by a TRUE Dominatrix (pictured center)
Saturday:
Attempted to use voice activated device…attempted
“You’re Worthless” from Loren Rochelle on Vimeo.
Sunday:
Drank cheap (free) beer, hung with some of the most amazing, saw some bizarre, incredible art, and snuggled up with a germ ridden teddybear.
and well…we...
WatchThis is why checking the mail is a COMPLETE waste of my time.
lykke li- little bit →
rosy view of each other?
me: i think the hipster post is waaaay funnier
mari: it is. i showed jo she was busting up. ha.
me: haha i was busting up at myself actually.
mari: r u high? lol
me: even if other people don't laugh at me i always find comfort in laughing at myself.
mari: oh good haahah.
me: i think im funny
mari: rock urself to sleep while ur at it, in the corner
me: you think im funny... evidently i make jo laugh too
me: my job is done here
mari: clearly.
yum yum yum.... eat here. →
The food & service are amazing, and so are the drinks!
I’m no connoisseur, (though I’d like to think so) but I do LOVE food, and if my opinion holds any credibility to you I give it 10 stars.
Thanks M.
this instead...
So after some heavy convincing I am going to opt AGAINST the American Apparel Flea Market. Apparently the swarm of hipsters arriving early for their discounted sustainable edition t-shirt, and hoodie makes for an unruly line and hours of waiting. HA. lines make me cranky. heat makes me cranky. and GOD KNOWS these things drive me crazy! stand in a line? in the heat? seeing everyone wearing those...
fail.
20something:
i’ve been sunburned all week. really limits what i can do.
i have currently failed at
exercise
laundry
outside contact
normality
keeping phones intact
i have currently succeeded at
aloe application
downloading
movie watching
walking around shirtless
walking around pantless
voyeurism at a beach
breaking phones
HAhaHAaha. ilovemike. one thing you will never fail at,...
LaLAlaALalalaALLAALA →
I love her. (Anouk)
One. The GLOW Festival was absolutely incredible! I was left with an explosion of color and light in my head that wouldn’t allow me to sleep.
Two. I love Post Secret, and this gives me the chills.
GO to this... →
...and listen to this. →
take your negative energy elsewhere. →
