January 2009
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them...
– Edith Lovejoy Pierce
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Dear 2008
If you can’t face me, turn the fuck around.
December 2008
Never argue with an idiot… they’ll drag you down to their level and...
True Story.
I had a dream last night that Ellen Degeneres was in love with me, and she was insistent on me leaving my lady.. though I would never. (HELLO Mari! I wouldn’t even fucking leave you for Ellen in my dreams; that’s loyalty considering Ellen and Rachel Maddow are both on my “Ok to Cheat” list.. and really, don’t hate on my list bitch because looks aren’t...
What's in my bag... →
My make-up ended up on a beauty blog… how fun.
via welovebeauty
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude,...
– Charles R. Swindoll
Is your name sprite? cause baby you’d quench my thirst!
– The worst pick-up line EVER thrown at me.
…hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
What the Fuck is she doing up there? I thought she was IN your place it’s...
– Ricky (mari’s brother), commenting on Mari’s obnoxious neighbor upstairs… apparently she’s a dancer but the tapping of her heels incessantly on the concrete is almost unbearable.
The first time I kissed you, I felt myself look at the underside of my eyelids,...
– Boy Meets Love (via alixjay)
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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family...
– Burton Hillis (via maririvera)
A hundred ways to say, "I Love You." →
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and...
– Ashley Smith
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you....
– William Arthur
Go with me on this one.
Christmas like any other Holiday in my house is overflowing with estrogen, and all of us homos are having a feud right now over Megan Fox, Penelope Cruz, and Selma Hayek…
I’m sorry I am Penelope all the way. Her eyes are phenomenal, agreed? and those legs… uh-maz-ing.
Megan?! boooringggg. No doubt she is “attractive” but she looks like every other girl in Orange...
Christian the Lion →
This is obviously very old, but so incredibly sweet. Melts my heart.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it...
– Dave Barry
You must have thought I was your snack because you’re sticking to me like...
– Sam Sparro